No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
