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  He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"

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• Gotta hand it to him: he's got balls doing that!

  Submitted by Xiroz on May 9, 11 at 11:08am

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• that's when you smile and look right back at him saying "happy herpes day", just to see his reaction. don't forget to post pictures afterwards too.

  Submitted by mccheesy on May 9, 11 at 2:18pm

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• Following text: \n"And that was the last thing he ever did."

  Submitted by skyharbor on May 9, 11 at 12:40pm

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• Danger Zone!

  Submitted by EMTPirate on May 10, 11 at 12:07am

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• This is almost hallmark card worthy! lol

  Submitted by BillTheButcher15 on May 9, 11 at 8:28pm

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• That's some funny shit, heh.

  Submitted by StripperBot on May 9, 11 at 11:19am

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• Same thing happened to me except it went like this:\nHim: Happy Mother's Day.\nMe: I'm not a Mother.\nHim: You will be if you keep fucking with me as he busted inside me. \nI was dumbfounded.

  Submitted by randomtangent on May 14, 11 at 1:23am

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• Thought the comments were funnier than the post

  Submitted by mad_hatter on May 10, 11 at 10:43pm

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• yea, just wait untill july 4th, he'll give you a "fireworks" show

  Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 9, 11 at 1:41pm

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• wow you inspired me im goingto do thisto my catholic girlfirend so she will be forced to marry me after i knock her up like this she has always trusted me to pull out and i always have but after reading this and knoing the girl wont kill me or leave me like you didnt with him im shooting in all in her so i can have kids and finally get married after 7 years of fing her without knoicking her up

  Submitted by seanla37 on Jun 21, 11 at 3:11pm

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  • Pulling out wont always help. People have gotten pregnant without being come into because you have a little bit on the tip the whole time. Just makes it harder to get pregnant. Thought you should know

    Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 9:30pm

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• lmao xD

  Submitted by sirrybirry on May 9, 11 at 11:20am

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• Lol, I woulda said: happy father day asshole have fun paying child support.

  Submitted by snugglebutt on Jun 21, 12 at 11:49pm

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• Who would call this a good night?

  Submitted by kaylalala8894 on May 10, 11 at 11:18pm

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• Was she his mom?

  Submitted by xero0000 on May 12, 11 at 1:39am

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• Damn. That is just so wrong! \nBut since it ain't me pretty hilarious

  Submitted by gladyz_lz on Sep 19, 11 at 10:58pm

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• Mccheesy- hahahaha!!!!

  Submitted by Sixlets on May 9, 11 at 4:48pm

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• Blahahha

  Submitted by fire_kidd on May 10, 11 at 4:38pm

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• Creeeeeepy!!!!

  Submitted by hotmama66 on May 10, 11 at 8:09pm

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• Love this

  Submitted by Pwujsexy91 on May 10, 11 at 6:16pm

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• and u would walk right right in to the sex shop and ask" do u sell mothers day cards here?"

  Submitted by xemans6 on May 10, 11 at 10:22pm

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• Bet he does have balls anymore!! I know I'd have cut them off!!

  Submitted by tigs3 on May 12, 11 at 1:27am

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• you shouldve used a rubber and then you would not have had this problem!

  Submitted by xbb2226 on Jun 3, 11 at 7:35am

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• All bad

  Submitted by rotflmfao on May 9, 11 at 12:17pm

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• FIRST

  Submitted by eteete on May 9, 11 at 10:48pm

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• First

  Submitted by firstfirst on May 9, 11 at 10:56am

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