I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
