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  Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty

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• Too bad they'll use a bag valve mask when they arrive...no fairy tale for you :(

  Submitted by DGES on Dec 20, 12 at 12:08pm

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• No. The dumb girl version.

  Submitted by islabarbara on Dec 20, 12 at 11:26pm

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• I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like that.

  Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Dec 20, 12 at 11:32am

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• You're a fucking retard

  Submitted by stikybriches on Dec 20, 12 at 3:51pm

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• With my luck it would be a 300 lb dyke.

  Submitted by TeepeeGirl on Dec 20, 12 at 3:13pm

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• This is the path to shooting up an elementary school.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 20, 12 at 10:32pm

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  • inappropriate

    Submitted by epsilon022 on Dec 21, 12 at 8:43am

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• Original version of Sleeping Beauty? FAR surpasses your supposed sluttiness.

  Submitted by bloodywings11 on Dec 20, 12 at 9:54pm

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• FYI not all EMTs are male or bull dykes.

  Submitted by bananacray on Jun 10, 13 at 11:43am

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• Until he sees the ferpes on your face and thinks better of it

  Submitted by ck24 on Dec 20, 12 at 1:33pm

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