windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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