No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
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Nice post that shit was funny
chicks are like a box of chocolates - You never really know what your getting until you take a bit and end up having to spit that shit out...
whoever he is, I think he's my soulmate
I woulda told him a story..it'd go like this..west philidelphia born and raised..playgrounds where I spent most of my days xD
Wow dallas. We really are low. I hate it here. Give us 214 cell numbers a bad rep.
Good lord that's hilarious
I hope he got people to tell him stories!
I dont think id be asking anyone for anything depending on what part of downtown i was in...you might get more than you bargained for!
Was it Forrest Gump?
Me too. Eat me while I'm hot
yo homes to bel air?
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