I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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