shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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