I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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