when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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