I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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