Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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