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  The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.

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• This sounds like something Dwight K. Shrute would say.

  Submitted by JackEt_SKate on Jan 29, 11 at 12:41pm

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• Mmmmm I love chix with decent hips! So much sexier than a skinny bitch. Smarter too, usually.

  Submitted by TubeSounding on Jan 29, 11 at 10:54am

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• Tubesounding: Really? I never realized the width of a woman's hips was directly related to their mental capacity. Nor did I realize that being thin made you a bitch. Thank you-really-for that enlightening information.

  Submitted by MarsieMayhem on Jan 30, 11 at 10:10am

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• What a charmer

  Submitted by Wiggity on Jan 29, 11 at 1:51pm

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• i bet he is LARPing that he got laid

  Submitted by clamsmash on Jan 29, 11 at 6:02pm

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• Death is to good for the fool. You're just going to have to take one for the team. Marry him and make him miserable.

  Submitted by janesaddiction on Jan 29, 11 at 9:57am

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• Uh huh. If he says anything about how clean your ears are, make sure you tell us that too.

  Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Jan 29, 11 at 5:09pm

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• You just did him a favor. He'll find a woman better than and will still be a good father.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 29, 11 at 12:24pm

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• Atherton Hall!

  Submitted by smr167 on Jan 30, 11 at 8:34am

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