You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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