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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.

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Either way he wins

Submitted by fuzzynutz on Jul 17, 10 at 9:54am

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Shut the fuck up with this firsty shit!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 12:27pm

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Been there. Done that.

Submitted by danielleeycakes on Jul 17, 10 at 9:46am

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repeat.. and 1st

Submitted by wonderwalll on Jul 17, 10 at 9:26am

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really? do you?........ stupid whore.

Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:49am

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No, it probably gave him a pretty good idea about what kind of girl you are, or at least let him assume so.

Submitted by KyleCondie on Jul 17, 10 at 1:16pm

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Hindsights apparently 20/20 and so is your vagina

Submitted by HaasMcCooter on Jul 17, 10 at 9:32am

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Firsty! Glad you're here.

Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 10:03am

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- That Firsty is an impostor! But as long as he is Firsty for some pretzels, he is accepted
  
  Submitted by firsty on Jul 17, 10 at 1:15pm
  
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These pretzels are making me Firsty!

Submitted by Firstyy on Jul 17, 10 at 9:38am

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- die in a fire
  
  Submitted by marsho on Jul 17, 10 at 10:40am
  
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  - Or have a drink.
    
    Submitted by Randomguy08 on Jul 17, 10 at 12:19pm
    
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Really

Submitted by solosoldier on Jul 8, 11 at 6:20pm

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This is a Seinfeld quote.....

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 10:20am

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What; that you're a slut?

Submitted by CherryCheeseCake on Jul 17, 10 at 2:22pm

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In Soviet pretzel, this broad has the herp. Eighty eighth.

Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 17, 10 at 3:42pm

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Stay firsty..... Leave marsho

Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 17, 10 at 10:51am

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- die in a fire
  
  Submitted by marsho on Jul 17, 10 at 8:36pm
  
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Sometimes girls wanna just have sex too. If it was a guy you all probably be in complete agreement with him. All these people calling this girl a slut need to shut the fuck up.

Submitted by jadeybellz on Nov 17, 11 at 2:07am

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you think?

Submitted by darq_qing987 on Jul 22, 10 at 1:53am

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Submitted by fuzzynutz on Jul 17, 10 at 9:54am

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 12:27pm

Submitted by danielleeycakes on Jul 17, 10 at 9:46am

Submitted by wonderwalll on Jul 17, 10 at 9:26am

Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:49am

Submitted by KyleCondie on Jul 17, 10 at 1:16pm

Submitted by HaasMcCooter on Jul 17, 10 at 9:32am

Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 10:03am

Submitted by firsty on Jul 17, 10 at 1:15pm

Submitted by Firstyy on Jul 17, 10 at 9:38am

Submitted by marsho on Jul 17, 10 at 10:40am

Submitted by Randomguy08 on Jul 17, 10 at 12:19pm

Submitted by solosoldier on Jul 8, 11 at 6:20pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 10:20am

Submitted by CherryCheeseCake on Jul 17, 10 at 2:22pm

Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 17, 10 at 3:42pm

Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 17, 10 at 10:51am

Submitted by marsho on Jul 17, 10 at 8:36pm

Submitted by jadeybellz on Nov 17, 11 at 2:07am

Submitted by darq_qing987 on Jul 22, 10 at 1:53am

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