I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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