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  I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight

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• you could get laid....but when you go to blow your dick would just shoot out a flag with "bang" on it

  Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 13, 10 at 1:46pm

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  • you almost made me crash my car when i read this. LMFAO!!!!!!

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 13, 10 at 3:29pm

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    • Moron

      Submitted by skootles on Sep 13, 10 at 5:19pm

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  • I believe the correct response to this post would be, "HA!"\n\nYour move

    Submitted by Dont_Taze_Me_Bro on Sep 14, 10 at 6:59am

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• ahh the days of being single....fuck that pussy is way better than the right hand

  Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 13, 10 at 3:41pm

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• 8 times???

  Submitted by hanrammvp on Sep 13, 10 at 5:46pm

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• Hahahaha

  Submitted by GET__GRAPED on Sep 14, 10 at 7:45am

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• No way! That's my area code! I'm pretty sure my neighbor said something like this the other day...

  Submitted by trash123321 on Sep 13, 10 at 10:22pm

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