Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
i out mim tonsoeep
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