yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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