its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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