Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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