I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
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