They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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