respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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