How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Randomize
