She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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