weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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