i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
