So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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