you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
