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  There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol

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• Vaginally...

  Submitted by snatch53 on Dec 6, 13 at 12:01pm

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• Anally

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Dec 6, 13 at 12:29pm

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  • No, don't. It won't come out, and won't *that* be an embarrassing trip to the emergency room? Anything you put in your butt should have a flared base so it doesn't fall in and get stuck.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 6, 13 at 12:55pm

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    • my dick is flair based.... just sayin

      Submitted by wallflower11 on Dec 6, 13 at 5:19pm

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      • Wooooooo!

        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jun 25, 14 at 8:41pm

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• GOML ... Sounds like the voice of experience

  Submitted by Roosterjuice2 on Dec 7, 13 at 7:21pm

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  • "Being smart" is when you benefit from other peoples' experience.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 9, 13 at 2:31am

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