hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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