I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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