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  • If you drink the kind with the worm in the bottle, and this is important, please disregard any advice the worm gives you. It is bad advice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 12:55pm
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  • more like a little jackrabbit. or some other such pleasure delivering apparatus!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:18pm
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  • mixing alcohol and children's stories is awesome. fun times can be had reading them drunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 2:14pm
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  • this shit is real? bull. that's not even a funny text--or a legitimate high/drunk text. it's just stupid. is this site fake?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:15pm
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  • true dat we all need something to guide our conscience in the right direction from time to time... Have made a few bad judgement calls while on it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:30pm
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  • I prefer to drink Jiminy Cricket AND the worm!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:42pm
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  • 1:15, I get shit like this through text all the time. It's not fake, it's just that you're not used to awesome people who make silly references. Sorry we can appease the people who only want to read about fucking sluts and barfing all over the place. Not everyone was blessed with a sense of humor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:26pm
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  • That's hilarious, the person above just as no sense of humor, fake or not fake, who cares, laugh and live!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:29pm
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  • agreed..I don't think Anonymous @1:15pm got the joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:37pm
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  • OMG this is sooooo true and I agree with 12:55 - DO NOT listen to the worm LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:26am
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  • Tequila IS my Jimminy Cricket. My naughty naughty cricket....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:51pm
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