i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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