Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Randomize
