he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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