How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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