I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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