i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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