I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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