oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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