Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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