'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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