I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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