There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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