So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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