the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I had to cum in my sink.
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