I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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