Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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