Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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